Showing posts with label fraudin' ain't easy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fraudin' ain't easy. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

To the person who stole my credit card information...

Thank-you for providing me a full 20 minutes of head shaking and giggling as I looked over the purchases you chose to make:

- Dallas Guns

- Online Buddies Inc (an online dating service)

- Terrific Pet (by the amount of money you tried to spend here I am guessing you either have some sort of small horse to feed or you are trying to spoil your numerous cats by getting them personal cat condos)

- Other colorfully named gun-related websites

I would also lilke to thank-you on behalf of my bank's representative who had a good chuckle himself as we went through the charges figuring out which were legit.

Lastly, I would like to apologize for keeping my credit card balance hovering around the "maxed out" point thereby making all of your attempted purchases impossible.